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Age 36, Male
Victoria, Australia
Joined on 2/3/06
Posted by Carbonwater - November 7th, 2011
Dear Mail Company Inc,
Your letters are annoying as shit to open.
I usually have to tear off the sides to get to my mail because i'll end up fumbling around with it for at least five minutes otherwise.
Please make your letters easier to open, I suggest velcro.
Also this is kind of topic but I submitted something new to the interwebs today.
It's kind of dumb, but whatever. I'm sure they're used to that kind of thing.
From,
Mr. Carbonwater.
P.S. Video games are pretty swell.
use a letter opener, that might help
A man uses his hands for everything.
No tools required.
I usually manage to rip a piece of it off.. Wish that wouldn't happen.
Same here man.
Feels bad.
i tots agree ill claw at the envelope for ike 3 minutes than remember "oh yeah i dont have nails lul"
ill end up fucking eating/licking the envelope
Hopefully not eat your mail in the process.
That would be quite a waste.
You're a bit late, cunt.
lololol
That's what she said. ;D
Oh wait, that doesn't work. Dammit.
An open letter to closed letters? That's like saying a positivity to a negativity! Everything's gone off balance! HOLY CRAP, THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!
So they keep saying, but I tell them to shut up and get those signs off my lawn.
TurkeyOnAStick
Velcro envelopes = loss of money in birthday cards
Think of the children!
Carbonwater
My needs > children.